If that's my version of love is me buying you things, and now you love me or you appreciate me because of that, that's not a genuine connection. The truth is both ways. A girl can find someone else to do the same exact fucking thing ... It's not a real connection.

If a guy took me out shopping, I think that would be awkward. Like, just take me out to the bar, bro. Don't try so hard. You know what I mean? Girls don't expect that much. Just take me out to a nice restaurant.

Ten years from now, we're not going to have any doctors or anything because everyone's just going to be on OnlyFans.

Don't date a girl with an OnlyFans, so that eliminates a lot of them.

I've never asked a guy for anything. I've never had a guy buy me anything in my entire life. There's definitely normal girls out there.

If someone ever asks you buy her something or hints at it, that's a red flag.

I get the vibe that you jerk off, like, in the airplane bathroom.

I like taking a guy that has nothing and kind of like helping him and spoiling him and providing for him.